The Job Search

I graduated,
I'm ready to work for you.
-Sorry the job's tak'n

But I will work hard
70 hours per week, okay?
-You must be mistak'n

-Market, as it is
-You can't get in the biz
-Go swallow some jiz

Here the unmarked lines denote the job searcher, while the lines beginning with a dash denote an employer on the odd occasion they just don't ignore a job application. I should point out it is also rare that an employer will give you any advice, and "employer" is used in the loosest possible sense of the word.